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10 rules of being a Shadowhunter
- Rule one of being a Shadowhunter: tell everyone who asks “ARE JACE AND CLARY RELATED?!??!?!?!” Yes. You tell them YES.
- Rule two of being a Shadowhunter: If someone asks for no spoilers, you spam them with fake spoilers.
- Rule three of being a Shadowhunter: ALWAYS accept that Jamie is Jace
- Rule four of being a Shadowhunter: Love and respect your parabatai as if you were really Jem and Will.
- Rule five of being a Shadowhunter: You MUST shout incest at the cinema screen when Clace kiss to confuse some bitches.
- Rule six of being a Shadowhunter: When someone dies, you say Ave Atque Vale.
- Rule seven of being a Shadowhunter: Always support Simons band. No matter how shit it is.
- Rule eight of being a Shadowhunter: Always look better in black than the widows of your enemies.
- Rule nine of being a Shadowhunter: Always ask Jace if you can touch his mangoes.
- Rule ten of being a Shadowhunter: Nothing less than 7 inches.
- Unofficial rule eleven of being a Shadowhunter: yank on Valentine’s ponybraid if you see him. It makes him squeal.
So this is what happens when you go to London for the day! You miss all the photo news. Sony released a ton of new stills for TMI yesterday. I’m sure most of you have already seen them, and I’ll post the rest in a minute, but in the meantime enjoy Jace runing up in the scene before Clary comes to his room to tell him she’s figured out what’s up with the Mortal Cup.
The Mortal Instruments | Stills vs. Movie
All the new The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones stills released today
