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10 rules of being a Shadowhunter

  • Rule one of being a Shadowhunter: tell everyone who asks “ARE JACE AND CLARY RELATED?!??!?!?!” Yes. You tell them YES.
  • Rule two of being a Shadowhunter: If someone asks for no spoilers, you spam them with fake spoilers.
  • Rule three of being a Shadowhunter: ALWAYS accept that Jamie is Jace
  • Rule four of being a Shadowhunter: Love and respect your parabatai as if you were really Jem and Will.
  • Rule five of being a Shadowhunter: You MUST shout incest at the cinema screen when Clace kiss to confuse some bitches.
  • Rule six of being a Shadowhunter: When someone dies, you say Ave Atque Vale.
  • Rule seven of being a Shadowhunter: Always support Simons band. No matter how shit it is.
  • Rule eight of being a Shadowhunter: Always look better in black than the widows of your enemies.
  • Rule nine of being a Shadowhunter: Always ask Jace if you can touch his mangoes.
  • Rule ten of being a Shadowhunter: Nothing less than 7 inches.
  • Unofficial rule eleven of being a Shadowhunter: yank on Valentine’s ponybraid if you see him. It makes him squeal.
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originally queenofthemorgensterns · via cassandraclare

cassandraclare:

So this is what happens when you go to London for the day! You miss all the photo news. Sony released a ton of new stills for TMI yesterday. I’m sure most of you have already seen them, and I’ll post the rest in a minute, but in the meantime enjoy Jace runing up in the scene before Clary comes to his room to tell him she’s figured out what’s up with the Mortal Cup.


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The Mortal Instruments | Stills vs. Movie

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All the new The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones stills released today

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fuckyeahclaryfray:

#he doesn’t look like Jace they said #he isn’t attractive enough they said #puh-lease

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weliveandbreathewords:

“What’s this?”

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NÃO CRIE EXPECTATIVAS. CRIE UM POU.

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